The Anti-Semantic Show
Four assholes with microphones discuss politics, current events, movies, wrestling and many other topics of an overall useless nature.
 
Episode 126 - Nigel

We are joined by our good friend Nigel Alexander Fullerton to completely ignore the news and talk about porn, our 90's sitcom crushes, and the Wu-Tang Clan.  We also have two new "Are You Fucking Kidding Me"'s.  Merry holiday!

Direct download: Episode_126_-_Nigel.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:18pm EDT

Episode 125 - It Might Be Christmas

This week we are joined by the hilarious Leah Bonnema and we talk about our slow release of episodes, doing comedy for the USO and lesbians.  This plus a couple of voicemails, the ongoing tale of one puppeteer's dreams and scary comedy moments.

Direct download: Episode_125_-_It_Might_Be_Christmas.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:39am EDT

Episode 124 - Comedy Without Punchlines

This episode we talk more about Elmo and some other stuff.  I don't even remember at this point, we got so far behind on our release schedule.  Anyway, thanks for listening.  More to come.

Direct download: Episode_124_-_Comedy_Without_Punchlines.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:52pm EDT

Episode 123 - Puppets of All Shapes and Sizes

This week we are joined by our Political and Wildlife correspondent, to discuss the election, CIA scandals and Elmo.  There's a discussion about what would happen if Texas were to secede and become its own country.  We also talk about some other stuff, but this is three weeks ago we recorded it now...I can't remember what we talked about anymore.  Hey, we can listen and discover together.  Sweet!

Direct download: Episode_123_-_Puppets_of_All_Shapes_and_Sizes.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:17am EDT

Epsiode 122 - Storms & Elections

This week we talk about the super storm that rocked Staten Island.  Since we're from here, we talk about it quite a bit.  We also recorded this on election night so we discuss the results of that as they come in and you listen some time later.  We also have a new "Are You Fucking Kidding Me?!?" and talk some news that isn't the storm.

Direct download: Episode_122_-_Storms_and_Elections.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:20pm EDT

Episode 121 - Accurately Portraying an Owl

This episode shows up a bit late, but covers some timeless topics.  How timeless?  How about the discussion over what you need to do when dressed as an owl watching over a woman when she sleeps?  What about uppercutting bus drivers?  How about the real timeless one, about whether or not porn of yourself as a child counts as illegal child porn?  Mind blown?  Listen to it anyway.

Direct download: Epsiode_121_-_Accurately_Portraying_An_Owl.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:49pm EDT

Episode 120 - Radio is Dead

This week we get into the debate over the death of terrestrial radio and the future of gaming and we discuss stalking Ali Spagnola at her show.  We also discuss Hulk Hogan's ugly balls on film, CM Punk beating up a crowd member and Jean Claude Van Damme's bad assery.  We also get our first white people joke and it causes Drew to go on the attack.

Direct download: Episode_120_-_Radio_is_Dead.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:30am EDT

Episode 119 - Iggy Pop's Rider

This week comedian Carolina Hidalgo sits in with us and reminisces about high school.  We ponder where Mo Rocca went, crazy TV theories, and Ryan's new best friend.  We also talk clever ways to get free college textbooks, getting loose through butt chugging and Iggy Pop's insane rider for concerts.  We have an all new "Are You Fucking Kidding Me" to top it all off.

Direct download: Episode_119_-_Iggy_Pops_Rider.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:15pm EDT

Episode 118 - Mr. Potato Jesus

This week Pradogod is off and Ryan is left to the mercy of Drew and Pinder.  They talk about conservation of condoms, Billie Joe Armstrong's meltdown turned non-Rock-N-Roll, and Madonna's stupid muscles.  They also riff on lite salt, read reviews for everyday objects, and the wonder that is Potato Jesus.

Direct download: Episode_118_-_Mr_Potato_Jesus.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:41pm EDT

Episode 117 - Seattle Can Suck My Dick

This episode Pinder and Drew are out so a special guest and "Fact-Checker" Tom fill in.  They talk about Muslims and their anger at America.  What else?  No idea, just gotta listen together and figure it out I guess.

Direct download: Episode_117_-_Seattle_Can_Suck_My_Dick.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:00pm EDT

Episode 116 - Michael Clarke Duncan Is Not Terry Crews

Your ears burn when someone talks about you but our peeholes burn when you talk about us!  This week Jen Remauro pops by to talk some comedy stuff that she can't talk about, we catch up on celebrity deaths and we use 9-11 as a verb.  We have a bunch of stories from Canada and an all new Are You Fucking Kidding Me?  Listen and enjoy!

Direct download: Episode_116_-_Micael_Clarke_Duncan_Is_Not_Terry_Crews.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:00am EDT

Episode 115 - Just Pour Booze In a Bum's Hand

This week we welcome comedian Jessimae Peluso into the studio to hang out and talk about anything but nipples. Our buddy John Powers delivers with an all new "Are You Fucking Kidding Me?" We also talk about tough times for Armstrongs, Pinder turns 30, and a woman rides a bike to surgery.

Direct download: Episode_115_-_Just_Pour_Liquor_In_the_Bums_Hand.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:23pm EDT

Episode 114 - Sloppy Joes Dipped in Hennessy

This week we discuss an odd new food craze that has even our fat, drunk asses in revulsion.  BJ Mendelson (Author, Social Media is Bullshit) stops in to talk about being the old man on campus and writing a book.  Fact Checker Tom fills in for Drew.  Then we get a message from Shane Doyle.  Somebody check his basement, we heard gun shots.

Direct download: Episode_114_-_Sloppy_Joes_Dipped_in_Hennessy.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:48am EDT

Episode 113 - Mein Hat is Like a Shark's Fin

This week is packed with tons of completely non-offensive news.  We talk about Shark Week, Hitler Wine, Mountain Dew's new campaign to name their new flavor and LL Cool J.  Vin Noe (aka: Future Boy 3000) stops in to chat with us about Dino Crisis and a drowning kid.  That plus a new Are You Fucking Kidding Me from John Powers.

Direct download: Episode_113_-_Mein_Hat_Is_Like_a_Sharks_Fin.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:08pm EDT

Episode 112 - Conspiracies and Cancer Cures

This week we're joined by Chris Oliveri of the Dog and Pony Show to talk about news.  We get a new fix from Comic John Powers, open a can of whoop-ass on the truth with an all new Stiff Frisbee and mock another foreign culture.  All this plus the miracle cancer cure that comes from a man that looks like Bam Bam Bigelow but solves problems in a way Bam Margera could only love.

Direct download: Episode_112_-_Conspiracies_and_Cancer_Cures.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:42pm EDT

Episode 111 - 100 Meter Freestyle Shake Weight

This week we talk the Olympics, how much we hate the American coverage and talk about why Asia is weird.  We also debate events and discuss how humans discovered what to eat and what not to eat.  No interview this week, but strap in and listen up to our newly titled "Wild Life Expert".

Direct download: Episode_111_-_100_Meter_Freestyle_Shake_Weight.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:29pm EDT

Episode 110 - Drink Bear F**k Bathtub Water

This week, a friend sits in for Pradogod, we talk about the Dark Night Rises and we get angry at the news for making a douchebag a household name.  We talk to Comedian, Comedy Producer and host of Comedy Point Radio, "Soul" Joel Richardson about comedians, awkward silence and living the dream.  All this plus a new "Are You F**cking Kidding Me" and a discussion about bottled water.

Direct download: Episode_110_-_Drink_Bear_Fuck_Bathtub_Water.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:46pm EDT

Episode 109 - Small Soda Conversation

This week we spend some time talking real about sexy times with crazy chicks with our in-studio guest Greg. We also debate MMA, John Powers contributes another awesome installment of "Are You Fucking Kidding Me" and we try to figure out what Mega Man smells like. All this plus CEO of DigEm Records and man of many hats, Third Digala stops in to talk about Hip-Hop.

Direct download: Episode_109_-_Small_Soda_Conversation.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:44am EDT

Episode 108 - Bill Murray and 90's Nostalgia

This week we discuss the Bill Murray party tour, weight loss plans and the best sign postings we could find on a list of the best sign postings.  We also read a guest's apology for last week's show, debate Drew's level of wrongdoing at Pinder's barbeque and find a new fad diet.  We also talk with Danny Tamberelli (Adventures of Pete and Pete, All That, Jounce, Manboobs Comedy) about being a child actor, touring and the bombing of Hiroshima.

Direct download: Episode_108_-_Bill_Murray_and_90s_Nostalgia.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:45am EDT

Episode 107 - Dark Words From Dark Souls

This week an old friend and a new frined, Tom, sit in for Prado and Drew and the result is horrifying.  Be prepared to listen to jokes that are more likely to offend as we discuss the song "Brick" by Ben Folds Five, pot being the top drug in the world and a dark horse Presidential candidate.  We also talk to a naked John Powers, discuss celebrity outings and philosophize on how bat-shit Scientologists could actually be.

Direct download: Episode_107_-_Dark_Words_From_Dark_Souls.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:43pm EDT

Episode 106 - Snooching With Jason Mewes

This week we have the privilege of interviewing Jason Mewes via Skype.  We talk about movies stealing the character of "Jay", the unknown future of "Todd and the Book of Pure Evil", kissing the beautiful women of Hollywood and Jason's wants for his future in acting.  We also have a story about a village in China that almost ate a fleshlight, installing the World's largest Ferris wheel in Staten Island and the Wall Street Playas pop in to give an update on what they've been up to.  Also Ryan defends himself against the harsh accusations of killing a bug and rubbing it off on Pinder's rug.

Direct download: Episode_106_-_Snooching_With_Jason_Mewes.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:48am EDT

Episode 105 - Monsters and Jokers

This week we talk about sneakers with shackles and debut a new bit featuring comedian John Powers.  We also talk crazy people on bath salts, the origin of zombies and the best Joker.  Plus rapper MC Lars pops in to talk his new CD, the Edgar Allan Poe EP, teaching through hip-hop and the inspiration behind some of his songs.

Direct download: Episode_105_-_Monsters_and_Jokers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:37am EDT

Episode 104 - Doing it For Goldberg's Money

This week a teacher shatter children's illusions of the world, Ryan Anti-Hero rages against the machine during a drug test and war is declared over super-fan Duncan Dr. Funkin.  Plus we sit down to chat with wrestling legend Mick Foley about transitioning to Stand-Up comedy, the future of wrestling, and his inevitable induction into the WWE Hall of Fame.

Direct download: Episode_104_-_Doing_it_For_Goldbergs_Money.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:45pm EDT

Episode 103 - Pegging: Don't Google It!

This week Sexpert Jane Blow visits us to answer some sex questions and have her words used against her in a court of drunks.  We debate sleep rape, laugh at a flying cat and get deep into Drew's sexuality.  We field Krod's recommendation for Transformers comic books as well and try our hand at medical advice (NOTE: DO NOT TRUST ANY MEDICAL ADVICE THIS SHOW GIVES YOU!).

Direct download: Episode_103_-_Pegging_Should_Not_Be_Googled.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:24am EDT

Episode 102 - Your Stupid, Chewy Face and Burnt Heart

This week we jump on the impending zombie death that is coming for us, discuss how heartless sparring partners can be and try to decipher a group of drunks post-Power Hour.  We also talk to actress Jennifer Layne Park about getting in Penthouse magazine fully clothed, debate how laws should be enforced and pitch Zan Danger 3.

Direct download: Episode_102_-_Your_Stupid_Chewy_Face_and_Burnt_Heart.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:36pm EDT

This week Carlo of Dog and Pony Show joins us to talk about his confectionery genitals, making feta cheese and hermit crabs.  We talk with comedian Dave Nelson of the Comedy-A-Go-Go podcast about giving fake advice, take bets on who in the DC Universe is going gay and ask Drew to keep his pants on.  All this and more await your soon to be non-virgin ears!

Direct download: Episode_101_-_A_Whole_Lot_of_Balls.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:16pm EDT

Episode 100 - On Coming Full Circle

Some said we'd never do it.  Others said we already did it about ten episodes ago.  But then there's our faithful listeners who said we make them want to slice their ears off so they could never hear another sound.  This week we cram every bit we can into one show.  What's Fucked Up In Staten Island?, the Man-Up Man of the Week, the Insult Train and the Fan of the Week all surface.  We also talk about our favorite litigant ever and his final lawsuit before release from prison and play your voice mail.  Most importantly very funny comedian Seaton Smith calls in.  Thanks for listening!

Direct download: Episode_100_-_On_Coming_Full_Circle.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:52pm EDT

Episode 88a* - On Establishing Dominance

This week we felt like taking off, so that means you get a back episode.  Episode 88a* was previously unreleased pending a court trial, but in it we feature our unofficial co-host and talk about "The Grey" starring Liam Neeson and how to establish pack dominance among wolves.  There's other stuff too, but this is from a couple months ago, so listening is a new adventure.  Cheers!

Direct download: Episode_88_-_On_Establishing_Dominance.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:19pm EDT

Episode 99 - On a Half-Mummy Rat Rapist

This week, on a very special Anti-Semantic Show we inform Drew that "Ryan Gay" is on the eve of retirement, we interview costume designer Hayley Swinson about faking police brutality and we discuss what sitcom characters got beat by their parents.  We also debate the Rat King's existence, contemplate an art degree to make pizzas and acknowledge Dick Clark's ghost.

Direct download: Episode_99_-_On_a_Half-Mummy_Rat_Rapist.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:31pm EDT

Episode 98 - On a Multitude of Subjects, All of Which I Cannot Remember Right Now

This week we talk about stuff, most of it we can't rememeber, so it'll be a surprise when we re-listen.  We do know we have the GRammy Nominated band Permanent Ability on our show talking about life and music.Other than that we debate Tupac's immortality, George Washington's badassery and Our first experiences with the ladies.


Episode 97 - On a Column-Like Candle

This week Super-Fan Duncan Dr. Funkin visits the studio, we debate the best pizza in New York and we talk about porn sponsorships.  We also interview the lovely Sara E. Spivey and trade stories of misplaced bodily functions and their interesting outcomes.

Direct download: Episode_97_-_On_a_Column-Like_Candle.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:00pm EDT

Episode 96 - On Our Favorite Sinking Ship

Only half of us turn up this week but our friedn J and Intern Matt OC fill-in for Drew and Pradogod.  This week we talk about staring too long into one another's eyes, Twitter feuding with Roseanne Barr and the the quality of hooker available for a double cheeseburger.  We also discuss the Titanic and Amelia Earhart, Wrestlemania and we let the fans scare us with their hook-up tales.

Direct download: Episode_96_-_On_Our_Favorite_Sinking_Ship.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:31am EDT

Episode 95 - On TV Shows

This week we talk about making it to 95 episodes, debate who should be Man Up Man of the Week and hate on this week's WWE Raw.  We get into a huge talk about TV shows we love, including the Walking Dead and the seasonal wrap up and our excitement over the start of Game of Thrones.  All this and a nod to Taking Back Sunday's album "Tell All Your Friends" as it turns 10 years old.

Direct download: Episode_95_-_On_TV_Shows.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:54pm EDT

Episode 94 - On Backdoor Pilots

This week we interview our first guest with a Wikipedia page, the Reverend Bob Levy, and talk about Staten Island, being stupid kids and making your way in the world despite police showing up at your door over alleged death threats.  We also discuss Drew's hatred of backdoor pilots, test out our ability to sniff out bullshit in stories and  question Peyton Manning as a Bronco.

Direct download: Episode_94_-_On_Back_Door_Pilots.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:19am EDT

Episode 93 - On Banging the Drums

This week we discuss Rush Limbaugh's stupid face, faking interviews and being a hobo.  We also delve into the subject of a love triangle with a drumset and the statue of liberty and interview Rob Dimension (Extreme Odd Couple Podcast) about pugs and being assholes with microphones.

Direct download: Epsiode_93_-_On_Banging_the_Drums.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:19pm EDT

Episode 92 - On Cake and Presidency

This week Intern Matt O'Connell (MattOCBlog.com) fills in for Ryan, we get blown off by our interview and Ryan is hanging out with crackwhores.  We also uncover Iraq's version of Punk'd, hear about police beating a stroke victim and discuss teaching a gorilla to use filthy sign language to communicate with visitors to the White House.  Also, cake farts.

Direct download: Episode_92_-_On_Cake_and_Presidency.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:11pm EDT

Episode 91 - On Throwing a Classy Party

This week we talk about Pinder's exciting life, enjoy a wonderful song written to a song from Super Mario Brothers 3 and praise CM Punk for being a real man.  We also interview Jen Reamuro (www.thehouseofvon.com) about her wild life of single motherhood and comedy and fonly discuss Good Burger.

Direct download: Episode_91_-_On_Throwing_a_Classy_Party.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:02pm EDT

Episode 90 - On Playing Power Hour With Proper Music

This week Drew returns and talks about his absence, we get the low down on Steve Corino's insult train and Pinder almost vomits over a moral dilemma.  We also talk to Ali Spagnola, the composer behind the Power Hour Album and inventor of the shot glass/USB drive on a string (check her out here) and talk a bit about Japanese fart art.

Direct download: Episode_90_-_On_Playing_Power_Hour_With_Proper_Music.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:11am EDT

Episode 89 - On Apologies

This week we hail the return of an old favorite segment, the Man up Man of the Week, in glorious fashion that only the Chris Brown drama could create.  We also spew venom for the Grammy Awards, conduct an interview with the Grossinator and open our hearts in honor of Valentine's Day.  A couple of friends drop in for a quick chat as well and we talk about Jeremy Lin and his super powers.

Direct download: Episode_89_-_On_Apologies.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:44am EDT

Episode 88B* - On Alternate Timelines

We return with an alternate episode 88.  We update the Drew situation, break out abn old childhood toy and question whether or not a certain podcast is stealing our stuff.  We also get into the sensation of Jeremy Lin in New York, cheer the Giants superbowl win and bring Fact Checker Tom in for a quick talk.

Direct download: Episode_88b_-_On_Alternate_Timelines.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:59pm EDT

Episode 87 - On Liam Neeson's Creation of the Universe

On this episode we debate the merits of Morgan Freeman as God versus Liam Neeson as God, doing voice-over work, and the Giants going to the Superbowl.  We also talk about a listener's death pool, the merits of Teddy Roosevelt versus Franklin Delano Roosevelt, the death of the old ECW arena, and ice cream that will get you drunk.

Direct download: Episode_87_-_On_Liam_Neesons_Creation_of_the_Universe.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:17am EDT

Episode 86 - On Phallic Cuisine

This week we talk about dining options, Ryan's lazy eye freaks everyone out and we compare Al Gore to Jesus while searching to explain SOPA and PIPA.  We also talk about Abobo's Big Adventure, get upset that we don't have Nielsen Ratings boxes, Shane Doyle defends festivals and we rant about the way television breaks up seasons of our favorite shows.

Direct download: Episode_86_-_On_Phallic_Cuisine.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:44pm EDT

Episode 85 - On Death and David Boreanaz

This week we return with a two hour extravaganza.  We talk about who is going to die in the new year, the logistics of changing our podcast name and the possibility of a hot dog tie-in for our 5 year anniversary.  We also share news about a scat-tacasticly named gentleman, throw in some voicemails and add a dash of talk about sending folks signed pictures.

Direct download: Episode_85_-_On_Death_and_David_Boreanaz.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:45pm EDT