Are the Chinese gay?  Most likely not, but there's a hot new commodity on the market...DEREK JETER'S HERPES!  So what girl's gonna be first to line up to have her squish mitten signed with his bumps? And if you find a boyfriend in the future, that's blind and a Yankee fan, all the better.  Bah, who am I kidding, you probably need to date a blind guy anyway.  Enjoy the show you ugly fucks.

Pinder

Welcome to Episode 1.5 of the Anti-Semantic Show! It's about damn time, if you ask me.

This week on the show we talk about.....well....pretty much whatever the hell we feel like. Such topics come up as: Getting to know your hosts, getting plungers in the posterior, our luxury quality recording studio, old news that's still funny, our rampant alcoholism, Why Drew Hates Priests, and more.

Check our MySpace (until the website's up) at www.myspace.com/antisemanticshow

Hit Ryan up at www.myspace.com/ilikeyourmom

Hear Pinder's comedy at www.myspace.com/funnypinder

Enjoy.