Episode 2: On the Jumping of Sharks

Are the Chinese gay?  Most likely not, but there's a hot new commodity on the market...DEREK JETER'S HERPES!  So what girl's gonna be first to line up to have her squish mitten signed with his bumps? And if you find a boyfriend in the future, that's blind and a Yankee fan, all the better.  Bah, who am I kidding, you probably need to date a blind guy anyway.  Enjoy the show you ugly fucks.

 

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