Wed, 29 August 2007
Are the Chinese gay? Most likely not, but there's a hot new commodity on the market...DEREK JETER'S HERPES! So what girl's gonna be first to line up to have her squish mitten signed with his bumps? And if you find a boyfriend in the future, that's blind and a Yankee fan, all the better. Bah, who am I kidding, you probably need to date a blind guy anyway. Enjoy the show you ugly fucks.